Why did the mouse steal my joke? Because it was cheesy.
Where were the first french fries made? In grease.
Knock knock. Who's there? Silent Cow. Silent Cow who? ......................
Why did the chicken cross the internet? To get to the other site.
What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas!
Where does the hamburger like to dance? The meat ball.
What runs all around the yard, but never moves? A fence.
And my personal favorite:
Why was the math book so sad? Because he was full of problems.