Did you know that printers will not print unless they are at room temperature? I didn't until ours gave us an error message that said something like,
"Do you know how cold it is out here on the porch? I am @%#&-ing freezing you @$$hole! I'm not doing your bidding until I am at least at ROOM TEMPERATURE!!! "
To which I replied, "Whoa printer! What's with the toilet mouth?"
Then I checked myself into a clinic for those who talk to their electronic devices.