Eat only the cream cheese at breakfast. Crackers are just extra carbs anyway.
Look cute with a cream cheese mustache.
Demand to see photos after they are taken. (What did we do as children without the instant gratification of seeing photos seconds after they were taken? To think we had to wait days, sometimes weeks for photos to be developed in a LAB!)
Waddle upstairs for a diaper change.
Give mom "the look" hoping she will get that camera out of your face.